The first time I had sex, it was with bigfoot. It was so romantic. his big beastly arms kept squeezing my chest that I thought I would lose all my wits...instead...after he inserted a twig, I knew I was a woman.
kissmequick14 kissmequick14
46-50, F
2 Responses Aug 20, 2014

A twig? Thank the lord, I may have a chance...

Yes you are a real woman.