My Wife Gets Really Uncomfortable Around Deaf People Who Speak

So one day we were out eating, and this table of deaf people were talking to each other in that odd way that deaf people do. She gets really uncomfortable around them, so I decided that since they couldn't hear me, that I would imitate them to make her laugh. What I failed to realize is that one person in their group wasn't deaf. He got so angry that he was literally spitting on me as he yelled.

It was so funny, that I nearly urinated on myself. Of course laughing only made them more angry and I ended up getting kicked out of the restaurant.

Bonus was that I didn't have to pay for my dinner...
Robf911 Robf911
36-40, M
Oct 22, 2010