Natalie Portman and Devandra Banheart
It was a Friday night. I went with my date to the local 7- Eleven which was empty but for the clerk and two hippie types. I tried to ignore them and get what I needed to get. In the beverage isle, the hippie guy is stoically admiring the SoBe beverages, the hippie girl is clinging onto him like a lost and scared little girl. She kept on muttering, "I love you, I love you, I love you.." to the hippie guy. He, after some point, noticed she was about to have a breakdown and tried to soothe her saying, "Shhh, baby. You're just too high. You smoked too much pot." And kept trying to comfort her at which point they both noticed me staring at them and tried to get their **** together.
Natalie Portman and her boyfriend Devandra Banheart, ladies and gentlemen.