Please Close Your Mouth When You Chew

- close your mouth when chewing and don't laugh or talk with food in your mouth.
- ask politely for someone to pass you the potatoes- do NOT rise halfway up out of your seat to reach over the table.
- do NOT blow your nose at the table, please!
- don't spit food you don't like back out onto your plate.
- don't eat noisily (smacking, slurping, clanging silverware, etc.).
- if you have a beard, please take care not to spill or dribble your food into it.
- wipe your mouth between bites.

I don't care about elbows on the table or using the "right" fork. Just don't gross me out at the table.
SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
36-40, F
Jul 14, 2010