If I could get away with anything what would I do? I have thought about this a lot.
The first thing I would do is make some administrative changes at work.
I would never stop at red lights and I would always have the right of way. So what my light is red I don’t have to obey the law!!!! Oh and I would drive butt naked with my top down.
I might sneak into people's houses and rummage through their drawers, particularly their underwear drawers and expose everyone that doesn’t have at least some sexy underwear in their drawer.
Start a moonshine operation in the mountains just for my friend Chris because he seems to like “spinning’ so I want to help him with this goal all I can. You can never be too fit.
Also swipe my ex-boyfriend’s credit cards and go shopping. I would buy all kinds of embarrassing things in the hope that his girlfriend would see the bill. I think I would buy some wart cream and possibly some girlie panties in large sizes so it would appear he was wearing them. He was such a manly man and this would be a blow to his ego.
Eat whatever I want and not gain weight and look in the mirror as I eat and laugh.
Oh yeah, and as one final act of defiance I would rip that tag right off my mattress, you know the one, “do not remove under penalty of law.”