It Has Been Awhile Since I've Had a Vacation

The last one was 2002. I went to Canada and I relaxed. The ******* idiots here and all their bullshit vanished from my conscious thoughts. Well tomorrow I start my long overdue vacation. But it seems I will not make it out of my last day without some mental scaring. I have been asked some of the dumbest ******* questions this morning and I have only gone through 1 hour of my shift. I've been asked to explain what ICI and EPO mean to an agent who has ******* been here longer than I have

ICI means individual call in

EPO means Each Pays Own

The we-tard has been here longer and doesn't know that bullshit she is being lazy and not wanting to finish her call

Or I'm getting group calls... I can't answer group calls until the sales staff comes in a 9am.

They all know that. But the ******* morons call them in anyway.

I'm getting calls where the rate is saying "No longer available do not refer back" The fucktard asks should he refer the call... "No you moron you tell them it isn't available, you LEARN to say NO!!!"

Sometimes the answer is NO learn to say it!

I got one giant inbred jackass who calls me after ever one of his calls to tell me what happened. I don't give a **** what happened, I don't care if the caller had a poodle who can bark on command,your witty little story is not funny  just take the next call and shut the **** up. The ******* calls me 30 times a day

They call the attendance line saying they are calling off because they have diarrhea. Wow thanks I didn't need to know that much, just say you are sick please. I guess it's so bad you **** out your common sense

You think I'm exaggerating? Here is an actual quote from a co-worker

"Can I borrow the stapler, I need to charge my phone."

 

 My 8am back up called off today so I'm running this alone

They are trying to kill me with stupidity before I can escape.

Get me the **** out of here before they drag me into the stupid pit

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
7 Responses Mar 24, 2009

Waa is this

I just throw my shoes at my coworkers.

ha ha I like that one. We sneak out and invert the monitor display so their system is upside down

haha. I like the idea of violence against co-workers. Last week my store manager and I decided to **** with our creepiest cashier. We have old registers and at 2 PM each day the register stops what its doing, beeps and says CUSTOMER SERVICE TIME OUT. So we went on the controller computer and kept changing the system time to 1:59:57 each time he walked back to the register.<br />
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Ah.... karma.

ROFL, to clickin their heads! lol

clicking their heads together might work better

I know one more one more<br />
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but if the ******* leprechauns drag me down into the pit today I won't make it