My Husband Is A Moron

He is your density...i mean, your destiny.

It can happen that a husband does things wrong while trying to do the right thing. I was a crappy cook for years, made fried rice with orange juice, for example. I may have fed our daughter raw food even. But she is still alive, thankfully, and I have improved my skills.

Encouragement rather than embarrassment usually works for me.

Elmer's glue actually works very well on wood of any kind. If it's real Elmer's it's actually the best glue for wood. As far as the Twix for dinner, well one or two trips to the dentist should fix that. Have him take her on his day off and pay the co pays. He'll be less kind with the candy after. But yeah im a guy myself and we can be pretty ignorant. Times have changed a bit now though the education is 4 xs what it was when I was in school. Good luck to you