Story About My Ex.
Now the audience stand up and give applause for you. I will buy you golden medal. How long have you been cheating on me? A month or two? It doesn't matter now, because we are not together, but it still hurts a little bit. Now you will whisper in her ear that for the first time in your life you love so much. You will tell her that your parents think that you will be together for the rest of your lives. You will bring her home and when you two will lay on your bed you will say that no one has ever make you that happy. You will ask her to do you a massage and then you will have sex. You will turn on the same movie but you won't watch it - you will cuddle. You will sing in the bed together, you will dance slowly. You know how I know that? Because you said and did all these things with me. And with your ex before me. So I just feel sorry for your new girlfriend. Oh,of course, also you will open your poems that you wrote for me and other ex's and you will tell her that you wrote it for her, because she's your inspiration. It makes me smile, how pathetic you are. Burn, d*ck.