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I feel like this every time I go in public.  I cannot wait to get home and vent a little but before I do I want to get something more important off my chest, my bra.  Yes, I hate bras and I want it off my chest as soon as I get home.

fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
46-50, F
69 Responses Feb 10, 2009

I rarely ever wear a bra- having smaller boobs definitely makes things easier for me- i like wearing racer back tanks with shelf bras- much comfier for the girls!

ditto...lol

im the same way :)

Will you not wear anything at all? giggles.

You got cold feet when you are out in public.

Ugh me too! Dx

What's up?

lol love ya work

Now I'm wearing a supportive bra. I like those. other bras. No.

geez! what are the odds right?<br />
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Bra Humor <br />
The Magic Bra<br />
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A woman went to the doctor asking for larger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having implants or wearing a magic bra.<br />
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"When you flap your arms up and down, the bra inflates," the doctor explained.<br />
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Of course, the women chose the bra.<br />
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The next day she was out at a bar with girlfriends and noticed an attractive man sitting at the end of the bar. Flapping her arms, she strolled over to flirt with the man and he started flapping his legs.<br />
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"I see we have the same doctor," the man said.

You being VIRGOAN thinker... may ask yourself <br />
WHATEVER WAS demi DOING at breastfeeding.com?<br />
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I was hunting for some way to deliver BRA HUMOR TO A GIRL I MET ONLINE...<br />
if anyone should ask...<br />
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xo

OH THANK YOU Babe! :)<br />
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And... I think it is alright to comment from someone else's experience about faulty braziers!<br />
Don't you Sug?<br />
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Well... a story from breastfeeding.com :<br />
Don't Go Out in a Cheap Bra! <br />
Words of advice from a mom who knows<br />
By Michelle Hottya<br />
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It was a normal day just like any other in the three weeks since my daughter Madelyn was born. Which is to say that every day was a blur of breastfeeding, changing diapers, pacing and rocking, madly rushing through meals, showers and naps before the baby woke up again. Feeling lucky to have such a good baby I peered through the fog of my new life and wondered if I could accomplish something normal today.<br />
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I decided to go to the grocery store.<br />
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I spent the whole day preparing. During Madelyn's morning nap, I made the shopping list. After her noon feeding, she watched me from the swing as I weeded out six months of expired coupons from my coupon organizer, leaving it nearly empty. After ten minutes of clipping a few new coupons and throwing out the old, Madelyn decided that I had done enough. It was time for her to eat again.<br />
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By three o'clock, we were ready to go. I was exhausted. Nevertheless, I forced myself to continue with the plan and got us in the car and to the store.<br />
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Madelyn fell asleep in the car, and napped in her car seat atop the shopping cart through the first few aisles. I tried not to spend too much time comparing prices and searching the coupon items, as I tend to in my never-ending struggle to save as many pennies as possible. Everything was fine until we hit the freezer section in the middle of the store.<br />
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Upon entering the refrigerated aisles, the cold air awoke Madelyn. I fished a blanket from the diaper bag while piling half a dozen cans of orange juice concentrate into the cart. I found a rattle to keep her occupied, helped her to clasp her little hand around the rattle and hoped this feeble entertainment would keep her occupied through the rest of the store. It was not meant to be.<br />
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Madelyn decided to launch into full wail. In flailing her arms, she flung the rattle, nearly hitting an elderly gentleman examining packages of fish sticks. I dashed to pick up the rattle. As I leaned over, I felt my left breast, which was at a reduced state having been fully drained at the last nursing, slip out of the cheap bra I was wearing. Just as the breast came out the top, the disposable breast pad slid out of the bra, down my shirt and hit the floor. As my nipple emerged into the chilly air, protected only by my loose, maternity t-shirt, the sensation triggered a letdown and I felt my milk start to spray.<br />
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I had to escape. The nice gentleman, probably not knowing what was happening to me, or maybe knowing exactly what was going on, mildly stated, "Miss, you seem to have dropped something."<br />
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I swiped up the rattle and breast pad, muttered, "Excuse me," and raced the cart to the next aisle, which I gratefully noted, was deserted. As I replaced my boob and pad in the cursed flimsy bra, I peered up at the security camera bubble on the ceiling and imagined the security guards in a darkened room giggling their heads off. I ditched my plan to see the rest of the store, headed straight for the checkout and took my baby and groceries home.<br />
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Since then, my husband does all the grocery shopping.

I am glad you approve lol.

YES!

AC- eww hit the floor :)!! I'm with FG no hitting the floor here...

lol. i love it. i haven't worn a bra since 8th grade. by freshman year it was apparent i wasn't going to get any bigger. i haven't considered one since. i guess i'll burn my metaphorical bra.

Well I am 5'8 1/2 inches tall. so that means my boobs would have to be 68 1/2 inches long to touch the floor. Do you realize how much excess skin that would take? I am lucky that my mom made me wear a freaking "orthopedic type" bra when I was younger so I have maintained a lot of their elasticity but still I am just gonna say ewww on the touching the floor comment lol.

How does one categorize a droop in cup size FG? LOL

LOL y'all and thanks for the comments. I am giggling. OMG that is quite a droop btw.

Oh Yeah Marcus I'm excitable~ If I wasn't i wouldn't have a pulse ~ LMAO<br />
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Snowy~ I know you and FG are just saying!!! ha-ha. The one's who aren't "C" cup or above can get away without wearing one. I have no size preference , I like them all; as long as they don't touch the floor~ LOL

LOL

Well that would be getting your points across Pixter! LOL

LOL are y'all saying you have never worn a tank in public?

I have to wear a bra in public too snowbunny or I might put someones eye out... high beams! LOL!!!!!

I do most of the time and in business settings. I will also admit that many times I have driven down the road removing my bra, one strap at a time at each stop light. LOL

I admit I HAVE to wear a bra in public, it's necessary :)

Oh I wear whatever in public.

FG/snowy: Oh yeah, *that* stat should *definitely* calm him down...because we all know how non-excitable AC is....!<br />
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PS: Besides, when you're a G cup, you're bound to be missed...;)

Oh... Maybe you can not wear a bra in public?

You and me both FG!!!! <br />
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AC- get the stats my friend :) LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I didn't want to point that out to him Snowy but the average woman these days is a"C" cup and thank God I am well above average lol.

AC- A "B" cup umm not quite my friend..LOL <br />
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And besides its comfort that counts when you are at home :)

....don't exactly *how* I missed THIS story, <br />
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but, well, umm...AHEM!<br />
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...yes, very nice, all of you...all of them...:)

I get them off quick.

I don't mean 24/7 Fungirl; just enough to keep the girls lookin' fine! Then dash the "over the shoulder boulder holders" for awhile! LOL

AC nooooooooooooooo we like freedom.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....they make your girls look so nice~ unless you are naturally firm and a b cup! LOL

LOL no more bras.

I'm right there with you on that one chicka !! Mine comes off to....ahhhhh!

LOL

LOL thanks darling.

FG your so clever......

LMAO

I agree with ladee54. Burn those bras. We'll just have a camp fire.

It makes a great sling shot. Imagine that

I am a nudist. Do not expect an argument here.

Need lighter fluid ladys ? got some somewhere round here ..........

Count me on that list. When i dont have to wear one I dont.

OMG LOL you are all too funny.

This thread contains some very good points.

Thanks y'all. I have giggled all afternoon thanks to all of you.

"Unfettered melons"! ROTFLMAO!

LMAO

Ahhhh...nothing better than a pair of unfettered melons, as my husband always tells me!

Tee hee we are getting a lot of funny comments. Keep them coming.

RELEASE THE TWINS

LOL yepper

Hell ya! That's the first thing I do when I walk through the door! Off that stupid, binding bra comes!! Lol<br />
Let the girls freeeeee!!!! <br />
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In fact, I just liberated them! Ha ha

Oh boy! I got invited! Can hardly wait. <br />
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My hand may shake a bit too much to get the match lit...

you mean i spent all those years perfecting the one-handed-unsnap for nothing?

Ok Ladee, we r going to have a bra burning and Aqua is bringing the matches for all.

Striking a match right now....

LOL you all are funny gentlemen.<br />
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Girls I think it is time we burn our bras again. What do you think?

Needing a hand their Fg just warming my hands ... : )

You just spoke for a lot of us!

HEHE gentlemen. You are much too funny. I have missed y'all and I am glad to be back amongst the living.

make room for me aqua..... mmmmm those girls DO look fun =D

peering over fungirl's windowsill right now.