So there's this guy who just moved downstairs in my apartment building (thank GOD I am moving into my house in a couple of weeks). Apparently, he's a jackass. And not the animal who brays, but the old annoying type who never bathes. Anyhoo...today he was sharing with everyone that he was going to go to the food cupboard and get some food. Now this guy has a job, and I just saw him by a bottle of Jack the other night. He might not have a lot of money, but he could definitely afford food. So of course I ripped him a new one. I mean, this guy is basically stealing food from poor people and needy children. What a waste of space. I was happy to tell him that the only charity I hope he ever gets is a foot up his ***.