Get The **** Off My Car, B*tch

I've had a nice quiet day at work today, my pms is on overdrive, but the kids have been good, shame the adults can't follow suit. So this week, a few things with people at work have twisted my nipples.

The one with the fake laugh. It's not funny, don't laugh so ******* loud I can't hear a bloody thing for the next 20 minutes.
The one who is always forgotten. So ******* what your name's not on the board. Do some ******* work and quit whining.
The one who is always perfect. You're ******* management and you need a teaching assistant in with you?! Wtf?! Just incase you need to go toilet. Are you ******* 5 years old? NO.

And the best bit, the stupid ******* ***** who used my bloody vintage car as a seat. Sit on my ******* bonnet one more time and my ariel will be firmly lodge so high up your ******* arse, you'll be ******** aliens.

MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
26-30, F
18 Responses Jul 15, 2010

Think Sara needs a hand with those boobies being where she is seems a little busy...... hehehe...

*sees vent, comes in hands up* I come on peace... Oooh Boobies!

hehehe... Oh! MY! What lovely boobies you have.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Ok........thank you.....I need this...hehe

Oh you poor baby... here... come to Sara... I know how to take care of you... <br />
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First we need to take those clothes off... they'll just get in the way....

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!<br />
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Mr Ninjacakes left me hanging :(

Oh. Well... ummmm..... what about some chocolate after the sex?<br />
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(Sara quickly shuts the door behind her and hold her arms out)

I dont want chocolate, I want sex, but thanks for the offer

What Sara said.... *quickly checks the room to make sure there are no sharp ob<x>jects or bats around*

Ok, calm down... calm down... I know how you feel... I was this way about 10 days ago.... Look, here, a WHOLE FREAKIN BAG of chocolate.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

It was hard to not say that to her ealier

LOL. Tell us how you REALLY feel, lala...<br />
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...no holding back now...y'hear??<br />
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:P

When I got home, I didn't know if I should cry or throw something at someone. Poor Mr Ninjacakes got the brunt of it., I have some making up to later

love your venting, it's f*****G halarious. <br />
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thanks

ok ok ok ok, we'll save the cake

*helps lala punch the earth in half!!!*<br />
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you gotta come to this side though, i cant be losing cake!!!

Let's do it now!

**** ya! <br />
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i'll help you punch the world in half if you need me too!!!