i havn't exercised in years. wait, that's not true. i get lots of elbow exercize when i eat! a few weeks ago i had to get some official transcripts from a community college for transfer to university. due to budget cuts the admissions office was going to close in about ten minuets. well i can still walk fairlly rapidly so i went to the business office to pay for my transcripts. there were two people ahead of me. when i finally got my reciept i had only two minuets to get back to admissions. i started to run but realized i could't! my fat flying up and down made it difficult to balance myself. this was a revelation to me and it was a mile stone in my quest for sloth and gluttony. well long story short i made it back with about thirty seconds to spare. hot, sweaty and out of breath. exercize is over rated. i love being a fat weakling.