I was driving home form work one day and had to stop at a traffic signal. Across the street there was a very well built man talking on one of the few pay phones left in our town. He was obviously a construction worker by the way he was dressed...very tight blue jeans, skin tight wife beater, construction boots and a work belt. He had the biggest bulge I had ever seen in his pants. That mound was just tearing at the seams of his jeans. I don't know how he got those pants...on they were so tight. I drove around the block 3 times to check him out....front and rear.....how I would have love to see what was under his jeans!