Oh To Be A Cat

I can only imagine the life of a cat. I have a very fat female cat. I don;t know what she is thinking, but I can guess based on her expressions. She looks at my dog the way Stewie Griffin looks at the rest of the Griffins. She loves affection, but only when she wants it. Don't dare bother the princess when she isn't ready. She will look at you as if to say "Oh it's you...again. I was hoping it was someone important". Yet these occurances are never when she is at chest level. No siree. She wants you to get down on the floor like a peasant. I don't want to get on the damn floor, your hair is all over it. Don't give me that look, you spoiled little brat. What are you thinking, my little kitty?

TheEvilLeaper TheEvilLeaper
26-30, M
1 Response Mar 14, 2010

Father Holmes?....Are you my DADDY???...That's MY surname!!