Women ......

"Morning Sex"
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
softly,"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken." 

salar1 salar1
51-55, M
6 Responses Aug 10, 2010

Great eggs !!!!


Ha Ha ,,,,,,,

Tell her next time to call when roasting a pig or something.

Great eggs tho .......

hmm dont last very long huh?