Girls, If Yu Gotta Stinky-feet Fan Boyfriend, Help Him Out Just a Bit.
I'm thankful my current boyfriend isn't like the guy I'm about to mention in this aspect, but I must admit there were some props involved. I was 22 when I met Mitch and working as a Hooters Girl (no ladies, its not all what its cracked up to be. I'll elaborate in future post if you'd like) and this guy was just plain ******' hot. I walked up to his table to take his and the other three guyz orders to hear him speakin' fluent, deep octive spanish with the mexican party sitting at the table next to them. As I walked up to the table, he winked at one of the mexican guys and nodded in my direction. havin' worked there for about 4 1/2 months at the time I thought surely it was a sexually motivated reference (and again girls, despite the fact its a pretty decent place, of the 7 months I managed to survive there, not 1 week went by without some kinda bullshit incident that involved either some degrading verbal or groping. and thats the truth). Anyhoo, because i felt his intentions at the time to be ill-motivated, I looked to his friends and took all thier orders b4 his. B4 I could ask him what he wanted, he looked directly into my eyes and spoke in spanish again. So now, despite the voice sounding nothin' but great, I'm gettin' a bit annoyed. Just then he speaks in english, "later when you bring the check I'll tell you what I said to that guy at the other table as you walked up to ours". Alright, first of all, girls can't handle this kinda ****! I mean we can and can't. It was so mysteriously hot yet the suspense was excrutiating. I directly went to a couple of my girlfriends that were in the area and asked if they'd heard him talk to me and if they understood it. ...Okay, sorry peeps. To be continued: somethin' just come up. I gotta go but will prob. loggin' 2morrow. Gnight. Okay, I'm back and I'm gonna try and sum this up a bit...I've got the tendency to be long winded. Anyhoo, I took the check to his table and he told me he told the mexican guy at the table next to them that he was a true legman and thought I was the best he'd ever seen. Needless to say, I'm moved but don't deliver that impression. I just smile and say, "thank you, thats very sweet. If you'd like I can take that up 4 u now...blah, blah, blah". He chooses to pay the check and tip me twenty-five dollars. Wow, what a sweety, huh.? Fast fowarding...I closed that night and as I'm walkin' to my car, guess who I see standing along side a new Porsche? Yep, u guessed it. He walked over to me, asked me if I wanted to have dinner, and quite naturally, I accepted. At dinner he tells me he's a lawyer that specializes in site acquisition on private land for corporate development. Okay, now I'm turned the hell on. Not only is he physically hot as hell but he's also well educated. Yummy. Okay, as I'm sure U can all reasonably assume acurrately, I start dating him. This went on for about 9 months until he cheated on me for the 3rd time with my best friend. Yeah, you know the story. Despite the crappy outcome, the early part was great. He took me to a few rilly nice places, bought me a lotta nice stuff, etc. It was just about 2 months into our relationship that he told me he loved a girls smelly feet."Oooookay, how does this effect us/me"? After explaining to him that I consider myself to be a very hygenic girl and think it's kinda gross, he finally gets me to comply with means to make my feet stink (only twice a week at most, I insisted) to better serve his moral. He claimed that one of the reasons he loved pantyhose girls so much is that thier feet tend to be smellier than those that don't wear em'. Ooookeedokee. Despite the fact I thought it pretty funky, I must say I saw (and felt) a considerable difference in his affection and love making. Kinda rilly wierd feeling when U walk through the door just after getting off work and the first thing your man wants to do is smell your feet, huh? But hey, like I mentioned, It rilly made a difference in his behavior regarding his affection and the way he grabbed me. So yeah, ladies, if your man or the man you might meet soon, says he loves a girls stinky feet, keep an open mind about it. It may very well pay off in a very special way.