I Didn't Know I Could Sleep In a 2x2 Shower for 4 Hours

I'd spent the evening drinking quite a bit of beer with another student in our dorms. Eventually I felt the need to start throwing up, so I excused myself and went back to my room.

Insanely drunk, I ******** and got into my 2x2 shower. Fortunately, I had no roommate that semester, so I had the tiny thing all to myself.

For the next four hours.

Yep - I managed to curl my 5'7-tall body up in the shower and fall asleep in between bouts of puking for four hours. I even had the presence of mind (somewhat) to curl up *around* the drain so I wouldn't flood the bathroom.

When I woke up at about six in the morning I was hung over, still throwing up, and had extremely damaged hair from four straight hours of puke and hot water.

I managed to crawl into bed, still naked, and sleep for a couple more hours.

That was over a year ago now. I still haven't had more than one beer in a night on the rare occasions that I do drink. It's just not worth having to use special conditioner in my hair for the next week, massaging a perpetually-stiff neck and wondering when the extremely-deep imprints on my leg from the shower rail will go away.
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1 Response Mar 21, 2006