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I Passed Out From Drinking

Jägermeister

By: Sylphy
Written on February 13th, 2011
I never had it before until about a few months back. 

At a bar with some friends, after work.
I was happy with my Smirnoff Ice.
Really.
But a friend, C3, said we should have Jäger-shooters and cocktails.
Jägerbomb.
Grizzly Bear.
Jäger Metal.
Golden Elk.
Sweet Deer.
Sounds fun!
And they were!

One.
Two.
Five.
I forget how many we had.
Yummy.
Seriously.
Laughing like idiots.

Until it whacks you.
Unexpectedly.
And you just find yourself in your bathroom.
Passed out after hugging the bowl.
At close to 6 in the morning.

What the Jäger happened?!

By: Sylphy
Age: 41-45 , Female
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36 responses
  • showstar
    showstar

    I tried it once while watch the NCAA Final Basketball Game. Whe the game was over I couldn't get out of my chair. To make it worse I had to go to work the next day.

    By the way good poem.

    Sep 4, 2012
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  • thewhazzupdude
    thewhazzupdude

    Haha, the art is to meister the jäger, not to let the jäger meister you.

    Jul 29, 2012
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    • Sylphy
      Sylphy

      Good point! Lol... though I doubt anyone can meister the jäger.

      Jul 29, 2012
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    Thank you, Diem. Maybe the faerie just needs to get some Jägermeister cocktails... *hugs*

    Apr 1, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    Yeah... Jäger can make you forget the night's events... and just wonder the next day... while nursing your headache. Oh! And the loudness of everything around you after... arrrgh!



    I replied on your whiteboard about my not-imaginary friend...

    Mar 25, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    “Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ~ Frank Sinatra



    *faerie presses mouth shut... hides behind Dean's back*

    Feb 14, 2011
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  • Verwandlung
    Verwandlung

    “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”-Ernest Hemingway

    Feb 14, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    I know... I just have this faerie-angelic aura with me... *falls off chair laughing*...



    The faerie surprises a lot of people, Gee...

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • geetar39
    geetar39

    LOL! Great story. I can't picture you in such an unfaerie-like state.

    *wonders if she can still whack in that state*

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    Nahhh... it's not everyday... faerie has got to have fun once in a while...

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Becnme
    Becnme

    I was also referring to the jagerbomb... over indulgence!

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    LMAO!

    I was referring to the art of drinking the Jägerbomb... I think glamour and art gets thrown out the window once the porcelain bowl is hugged...

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Becnme
    Becnme

    Ah the art of hugging the porcelain bowl. I remember it well after a few nights of over indulging!

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    *raises arms in the air and runs around Founddown* ... thank goodness I'm not in Germany!

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • founddown
    founddown

    One of the German doc told me that Jägermeister what old people in Germany sip after a heavy meal. No one cool would be caught dead drinking it.

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    Oi! I see Jägermeister have some friends here. *giggles*



    Curious2b... I only wonder what happened in between the Jäger and the bowl. Very fuzzy details... *shakes head*



    *laughs quietly with Facingmyfears*... *giggling shushes*...



    Firegod... I love your grandma!!! *belly hurts* ... one thing is right... makes you sleep like a baby. Except the porcelain bowl part.



    TheBenis... oh yeah... the hangover is another story... I felt like everyone was always yelling at me. Advil could only do so much.

    We call it Jäger Bomb though. It's the one I was telling Omniel here... the art of drinking it.



    Bleed... isn't Disaronno Amaretto just heavenly? Have you tried it on ice cream? Just trickling on top? Makes a very yummy... and uhmmm... naughty dessert!

    To drink to forget holds true. Once it wears off... hello reality...



    Rick... I got lost in your name... it would have been a nice photo for FB! Lol... I'm careful at public places... I make sure my friends take care of me... hehe



    *giggles at More*... awww... that's sweet... the third one, I mean... *curtsies*... you do remember the faerie is green, no?

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • moreandless
    moreandless

    sorry for having been away to get a shot, Sylph, but it's the three of them...

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • ihaveanameitsrick
    ihaveanameitsrick

    I had a similar experience about a year ago with Jager unfortunately i was passed out in the bars bathroom, fortunately behind a locked stall door so there will be no embarassing photos floating around out there LOL

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Bleed
    Bleed

    MMMMM jager bombs and amaretto *swoons*



    When drinking bombs it's easy to forget the caffeine hides the drunken feelings often resulting in you still being pissed the next day........................Roll on friday night =D

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • TheOnlyBenis
    TheOnlyBenis

    another fun one is the jager suicide haha. a shotglass full of redbull dropped into a cup of jager XD

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • TheOnlyBenis
    TheOnlyBenis

    jager's good, but anytime i have an entire 26 in a night i have the stupidest hangover. And i don't really get very bad hangover's usually. I prefer to just have 4-5 jager bombs while drinkin something else :D

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Firegod74
    Firegod74

    I swear my gramma fed us that stuff as kids. It may may not have been called jagermeister, but it was the same stuff. She called it horse liniment, and would feed it to us if we were sick. Made us sleep like a baby. Looked the same smelled the same. We would have it in warm water.

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • curious2b
    curious2b

    My good friend Jager, sometimes he doesn't know when to quit. Add a little redbull and jager comes along for the party. Sorry you had to learn the hard way, praying to the porcelain gods!!!!

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    Now that holds a whole lot of meaning...



    Are you drinking absinthe?

    Are you wearing la fee verte?

    Or are you inspired by the green faerie? *bats eyelashes*

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • moreandless
    moreandless

    I am 'la fée verte' already...

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    Lol, More... you can be the Jäger Elf... *hands More his green elf hat and pointed elf shoes*



    Damn system made me type this three times... grrr... *eyes EP gremlins*

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    You can try it, Omniel. They have a website and it gives you like a gazillion ways to mix it. With coffee, with tea, with ice cream (this is Yummy!), with juices, with other alcohol... and the fun one is Jäger Bomb... it's just Red Bull and Jäger... but the way to drink it is awesome!

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • moreandless
    moreandless

    Thanks, I just wanted to be your little helper...

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    LOL! I just answered it! *whack*



    I'm NOT drinking right now... *tackles More to the ground*

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • Sylphy
    Sylphy

    The drinks just kept coming, Omniel. The concoctions make it seem they are uhmm... tame.

    Feb 13, 2011
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  • moreandless
    moreandless

    Someone is asking a question, Sylph!

    Feb 13, 2011
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