Good Ways to Pee Yourself Without Anyone Realising
Just going by what I do ok?
At work sometimes I want to pee without people realising.. there's a couple of things you can do here, if you're a girl obvious, wear a skirt and sit somewhere.. just go, I guarantee nobody will notice if you are sitting down, though it does depend on how much you pee, another thing to do is wear a very long skirt... if you want to stand up, do it somewhere inconspicous... like in a corner etc.. much easier for girls to do this. If you're a guy like me its different can't wear a skirt for one.
Ok..guys, so if you want to pee, here's a trick that works, if you press yourself right against your thigh, it will run right down, it might soak you a bit below the knee or your socks but not many people will realise what you've done. Try it. Wear loose pants though.
There was a good one I did, I was desperate so I knelt down as if to tie a shoelace and I peed, the only thing with this is there is a loud hissing noise but you can combat that.. if you're outside people just think you're tying a shoelace.. make sure you have a long coat or something that covers everything.
Sit on a bench - this is a good one, don't look as if you're peeing just sit there.. it'll go through your pants and straight down, the worst you'll get is a wet crotch but it won't be noticeable. Lean forward a bit.. the evidence of course will be under the bench.
Just do it, I'm telling you this is a classic.. you are talking with someone etc..they aren't looking at your crotch, so just do it.. 9 times out of ten you'll get away with it.