Pee The Bed

When I was a kid at junior school there was a traditional playground song constantly sung at or near me - and any other unfortunate bedwetter. It ran thus:

"Pee the bed! Pee the bed!
Ye canna gang tae LONDON
If ye pee the bed!"

I don't remember the tune, but the words and sentiment were clear enough!
I think my only retaliation wasthe equally traditional playground response:

"Sticks and stones may hurt my bones,
But WORDS will never harm me."
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Nov 25, 2010