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I Pick Things Up With My Toes

Chores

By: sweetprofanity
Written on February 16th, 2013
Age: 26-30 , Female
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  • barefootshirtless

    Knowing where my bare toes have been in the last couple of days, I know I can do that but I'mnot sure I want to. I still can't get the smell of cow sh*t off them! There can be the odd drawback of bare feet on a farm! **** it felt good between my toes though! My toes would never be clean enough for emptying the dishwasher!

    May 13
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  • WeveOnlyJustBegun

    I'd like to feel and massage your . We could grow close toegether ha ha

    May 12
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  • prehensiletoes

    i'm a big believer that toes are every bit as good as fingers. i can write with my toes as well.

    Apr 18
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  • southerncrossfire44

    You should go on one of those talent shows. You'd definitely get a certain demographic to vote for you! ;-)

    Feb 18
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    • sweetprofanity

      I don't know that being lazy is a talent. But it's probably the only time I'd get the chance to tell Sharon Osbourne what a ******* **** I think she is. :P

      Feb 18
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    • southerncrossfire44

      Actually, being lazy is a more useful talent than a lot of the ones on those shows. Plus, it would be TV gold if you told Sharon off like that. Make it happen!

      Feb 21
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  • barefootward

    Ewww, foot germs on the table. (just kidding). You can wipe the table with your foot anytime you want.

    Feb 16
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    • sweetprofanity

      Hahaha. My feet were actually clean for once!

      Feb 17
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  • voges

    Thanks for your story and all the detail!! Really enjoyed it, if there is more please post!! Xx

    Feb 16
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    • sweetprofanity

      Haha. I do **** like this all the time. I'd break the EP server if I shared every story. :P

      Feb 18
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    • voges

      Can you make a clip and put it on YouTube? How about just. 2-3 min clip of some picking up, like grabbing all the cutlery?? That would be awesome. If you wanna email me every time you do something cool; I don't care if you overload my server !! Haha

      Feb 19
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    • sweetprofanity

      I'm not really into making videeos, but I'll let you know if I use my talent any more. Hell, this morning, I was picking up cigarette butts with my toes off the patio at my work.

      Feb 19
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    • voges

      You're a legend! Can u be my girlfriend?? Hehe

      Feb 19
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    • barefootward

      No, shes mine first, haha!

      Feb 19
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    • voges

      How about we share ?

      Feb 19
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    • sweetprofanity

      I think my ACTUAL boyfriend would have a thing or two to say about that, boys. =P

      Feb 20
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    • voges

      Its good to wanted isn't it miss sweetness?

      Feb 20
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