I Pick Things Up With My Toes
I'm lazy. This morning, I was unloading the dishwasher. After getting all the plates, bowls, and cups, I was tired of bending over and there were probably about 40 pieces of silverware left. So I used my toes to pick up each and every one of them and "hand" it to my hand to place in the drawer. Then I used my toes to push the rack back in and close the door.
Later, I picked up stuff off the coffee table (mostly with my hands, a bit with my toes) and there was still some crumbs or dust or whatever, so I wiped my foot across the table and pushed everything into the bin I had. Then I sprayed the table, dropped my dust rag on it, and used my foot to push the rag around until the table was nice and shiny. Now I'm sitting with my bare feet resting on a nice, smooth coffee table.
Later, I picked up stuff off the coffee table (mostly with my hands, a bit with my toes) and there was still some crumbs or dust or whatever, so I wiped my foot across the table and pushed everything into the bin I had. Then I sprayed the table, dropped my dust rag on it, and used my foot to push the rag around until the table was nice and shiny. Now I'm sitting with my bare feet resting on a nice, smooth coffee table.