Buahahahah: Phase One
So, well, I'll start by building a secret lair somewhere overly hazardous like a volcano, or maybe in a giant underwater moving base.. uhh thing, somewhere in shark infested waters. But anyway I would hire on many angry henchmen. Though where do you hire henchman, nevermind angry ones.. hrm.. Or I could hire a bunch of angry people and give them a henchman seminar. Though they would have to be incompetent. I wouldn't want my nemesis having too hard of a time reaching my lair room thing. On to my next point! My lair room! It'll be a wordly room, divided into five sections. One section would be a rainforest, another a desert, one a plain, an icy dangerous underwater hybrid one and finally my throne room with an awesome throne with a bunch of jewels and stuff complete with spikes, dart wall shooting trap thingies and a flamethrower switch on my throne armrest thing. I would have trained tigers and cobra's patrolling my lair taking on rotating 8 hour shifts. Yes, I can see it now, it's all coming together. Now, to find a way to take control of the varying continents.. Also known as, phase two.