The Best Way to Get Out of a Ticket

I put on my boxer briefs(specifically my calvin kleins because they fit the best) and found an old pair of jeans.They were very tight,but that was ok because it meant that i could feel it that much more.I love pooping in a tight pair of pants because it really lets you feel the full experience and besides,i have a nice butt and they showed it off very nicely(wish i had someone to tell me what a big load looks like  in my pants or to take pics or a vid b4 i have to sit down on it to drive home).Anyways,i'm getting sidetracked.

So i start driving and no sooner than i get on the highway,i see flashing lights behind me(i have the tendency to have a leadfoot when it comes to driving,so i knew what it was for right away).I pull over and the officer walks up to my car window and asks me for my liscense,registration,and insurance.After i hand her my info,she asked me"do you know how fast you were going?",to which i responded to her"i know i was speeding,officer,but i have to go to the bathroom very badly and i was just trying to get to the wal-mart before i mess my pants!"(which wasn't far from the truth).So she kinda gives a lil snicker and smiles kinda funny at me and then heads back to her patrol car.As she is back checking my info i start thinking to myself that if she comes back quickly and lets me go,i'll continue with my plan as normal.But if it takes a long time to for her to get back,i'll just fill my jeans here and see how she reacts knowing that she was the reason i had an "accident" in my pants.About ten minutes went by and my bowels were ready to go whether i wanted to or not,so i decided to just let it go.So i planted my feet on the floor board and slightly lifted my butt off the seat and just stopped holding it(as opposed the the normal where i have to give a push at first).It came out without any real effort at first until it started filling my extremely tight jeans,and then i had to give a little bit of effort to finish it up.It was a nice firm load that gave a nice crackle sound as i felt the warm,solid mess spread around my butt,and almost immedietly i could smell it all around.

As if on cue,that was when she decided to come back.When she approached the window,she started to lean closer in and hand me back my information while telling me something and stopped mid-sentence as the smell hit her.I felt like a lttle kid as i gave her my embarrassed expression and told her"i couldn't hold it and i pooped my pants".The look on her face was priceless.After a moment she totally suprised me and straight up says"I was going to give you a ticket at first until you told me your situation.I apologize for the wait and was going to tell you that i was going to let you go after i followed you to your destination,but i'll save you any more embarrassment and let you be on your way.I'm sure you'll be heading home to clean up and get changed,but you don't have an excuse to speed anymore,so i don't want a repeat of this again now,ok?".I told her ok and thank you and was on my way.

While going home i realized that i had to pee pretty badly at this point,so decided to just let it go since i already had a huge load in my pants anyways.I closed my legs together tightly and started peeing so that it kinda pooled up in my lap until it went all the way down my thighs and cascaded over my knees.After that happened,i just opened my legs and let it flow down between my legs and soak my butt as well.Now i was a real mess,good thing i have vinyl seats and my jeans soaked up most of the pee before it hit the floor,but i'm sure my car will smell for a while afterwards.Oh well,i could leave the windows cracked and spray some lysol or something to kill the smell.All i know is that i enjoyed the fact that i just got out of a speeding ticket by ******** in my pants and wondered why i haven't done that before.