Yes, I'm Not Elvira, No...
Yes, I'm not Elvira, not interested in scratching someone or something from a distance of 2 feet.
Besides, I scratched my son once when he was a baby, while bathing him, the guilt got me to clip clip clip immediately!!!
You know how much crap can linger under fingernails? ewwwww. Just go to a local burger joint and watch the pimply faced kid with the motorcycle grease under the nails handling your food!