Jilted!

I found it last night.. watching ****.

It was sitting here in front of the screen, vegetable oil beside it.

Lubed up, hard and ready to go - scrubber on the handle.

I screamed in horror, "How could you do this to me?!?!?!"

It swore, it was the first time it had ever looked at the Jamie Oliver cookware site...

Needless to say, the Pot got the couch last night.
Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
31-35, F
2 Responses Jul 11, 2010

Bring it on Myth..<br />
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*takes coffee, kisses cheek*<br />
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You should be JB.. I'm da Woooooman!!

lmfao! <br />
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*hands lmn coffee* <br />
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damn your random, i'm a lil jealous i think.