A Few Favorite Bumper Stickers

Club Soda, Not Seals

I Support Your Right To Arm Bears

DMA: Mothers Against Dyslexia

I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You

My Other Car Is A Piece Of Crap Too

Pennsylvania - The Best Politicians Money Can Buy

Kentucky - Land Of Beautiful Horses And Fast Women

Honk If You're An Idiot

My Karma Ran Over My Dogma

Gravity - It's Not Just A Good Idea - It's The Law

ElLagarto ElLagarto
56-60, M
6 Responses Jul 14, 2007

Watch MY *** - Not Hers!<br />
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Guns Don't Kill People - Bullets Kill People<br />
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Answer My Prayers - Steal This Car!<br />
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If Guns Are Outlawed - People With Guns Will Be Outlaws!<br />
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Don't Bother Honking - I'm Deaf

I love it!!

Just remembered another one - years ago when I was still a teenager someone crossed me and being the imp I am I set my mind to getting even in my own, Puckish, miscevious way (sorry if that's spelled wrong). So I bought a bumper sticker and painted over it and put my own saying on it and pasted it on this man's car. It read: "Honk if you are Gay". (naturally, the man was NOT gay so this would have brought him a lot of unwanted attention until he discovered it!) <br />
;-D I'm such a brat!!!

One I had on my last car before it died - would like to get this one again if could find it:<br />
"I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's difficult to pronounce"

As a dyslexic, and the mother of a dyslexic I was LMBO.

Love the one about reincarnation.

A few more bumper stickers for your collection:<br />
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Don't steal, the goverment hates competition.<br />
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If crime doesn't pay, why are government contracts so lucrative?<br />
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I didn't believe in reincarnation last time either.<br />
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Dyslectics of the world untie!