DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers
I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning
A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without holding on
An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
Don't drink and drive--if you hit a bump you spill your beer
If I'm driving funny its probably becuase I'm drunk.
Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth