Driving Bumpers

Driving Bumpers



My karma ran over your dogma.

I don't brake for pedestrians

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Caution! Driver's applying make-up

CAUTION : Driver Singing

The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?


If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt

Hang up and drive

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!

It was only a lane change!

I drive this way just to **** you off.

Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept.

Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.

Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.

Caution I swerve and hit people at random.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

Lost your cat? Look under my tires

<----Passing Side / Suicide---->

Hang up and drive I wonder how you'd drive with that car phone shoved up your ***?

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Mar 19, 2009

i have found more wisdom there than in many conversations.<br />
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"A divorce is much more expensive than a wedding, but DAMN, it's worth it"<br />
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