I Read Bumper Stickers
Relationship Bumpers
We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so.
I got this motorhome for my wife....BEST deal I ever made!
LOVE: TWO VOWELS, TWO CONSONANTS, TWO FOOLS
Dad's the boss. Right Mommy?
I'm a mount'n man...I like mount'n women!