Religion Bumpers

Religion Bumpers



Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.

Worry, God knows all about you.

Jesus is coming, look busy!

Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an *******!)

JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!

I've found Jesus... He's in my trunk

The Big Bang Theory -- God spoke and BANG, it happened

Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'

I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand

Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over

Geez if you belive in honkus.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

I FOUND JESUS...he's in the truck of my can see him for five dollars.

Born again pagan.

God, please protect me from your followers.

God is living in Canada and doesn't want to get involved!

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Mar 19, 2009

LOL I love them <br />
I have to share them with my friends