Tailgating Bumpers

Tailgating Bumpers



Do I look like a Hemroid? Then get off my *** Backoff I'm a postal worker.

Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.

Now that you are on my *** you wanna get married?

I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!

I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!

I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami Procrastinada

If you can read this, your to close. (Written in brail)

If you can read this, you're in phaser range

Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns

Do Not Tailgate, Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!

I'm not in heat SO GET OFF MY TAIL!

If you come any closer, I'll eat you.

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
3 Responses Mar 19, 2009

I've seen a few of those... Here is another one...<br />
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"If you're gonna taligate me that hard... you could at least pull my hair"

I like Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns

I have actually flicked a booger before