Random Bumpers

Random Bumpers

 

 

Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Just because my name is buddy doesn't mean you have to scream it to get my attention

We're born naked, wet, & hungry. Then things get worse.

Another Dopeless Hope Fiend

...and Hillary would be the Village idiot...

My freedom is more important than your good idea.

If you keep trying to ban clearcutting, try wiping yourself with plastic .

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

Wife and Dog missing: reward for dog

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Eschew obfuscation.

Will Rogers never met a lawyer.

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Is there life before coffee?

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.

Nuke the unborn baby whales.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

There's one in every crowd and they always find me.

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

Wink. I'll do the rest.

Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Who cares who's on board?

Die Yuppie Scum.

No radio. Already stolen.

Exxon Suxx.

Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.

Pray for Whirled Peas!

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers.

It's not how you pick it, but where you flick it

They say you can't take it with you... But they also can't come and get it!

Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

I've run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead

Defecation eventuates.

Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe.

If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them

Nonconformists are all alike.

Hug your kids at home-belt them in the car!

Car will explode upon impact

Don't **** me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Don't laugh at these fogged up windows it's your daughter in here

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaur

CONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS

DIPLOMACY IS THAT ART OF SAYING "NICE DOGGIE!"...TILL YOU CAN FIND A ROCK

I LIKE YOU BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU WORKING WITH SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES

LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF

ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST

PRIDE IS WHAT WE HAVE - VANITY IS WHAT OTHERS HAVE

WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF SMART

PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY

End racism...kill everyone

Indians discovered Columbus

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups

If you love your life as much as I love my car then you won't steal it

Hire Teenagers while they still know everything!

Conserve Water; Shower with a friend

Let me tell you about my bowel movements.

If you are not the lead truck, the scenary never changes.

All generalizations are false.

If I roll up my windows and lock the doors, its because you smell horrible

Custer got Siouxed

Compost happens

Bad cop...no donut.

I'm pro choice, I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat and wear fur.

Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

Just visiting this planet

Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

DAM : Mothers Against Dislexia

Dislexics of the world... UNTIE!!

I will never put off 'till tomorrow what I can forget about forever

Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup.

Where There's A Whip, There's A Way.

Sorry, I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down!

I said "no" to drugs, but they just woudn't listen.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.

You Will Be Assimilated.

One who farts in church sits in his own pew.

I do everything my rice krispies tell me to do

Earth first! We'll ***** mine the other planets later!

Very funny Scotty, Now beam down my Clothes!!!

STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT!

I Hate Coffee--It Keeps Me Awake at Work.

I want to make love in the worst way--standing up in a canoe

There was nothing Great about the Depression.

HELP END POVERTY--EAT THE POOR

The more people I know, the more I love my dog.

The best way to change someone's mind is with a rock

Don't show your public hair, while in pubic.

Bad spellers of the world enight!

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

A friend in need... can be a real pain in the ***.

If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.

BE KIND TO YOUR CHILDREN; THEY CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME.

Not tonite dear, I have a modem!

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I Farted So You'd Smell Better!

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
2 Responses Mar 19, 2009

LMAO! These are great!! :D Thanks for sharing! haha<br />
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D2L

I know a guy that works in my office who's car has all of these on it. I'm not even kidding. He must have 50 bumper stickers on the back of his car. It ****** me off.