Spoof Craigslist Personal Ad :)


I am Sarah.

I'm 5'9 and blonde. My friends say I'm bubbly and lovely. My best friend Tasha says that I am a great person and that I shouldn't be unhappy.

I am an orthadontists assistant which means I make spectacles.

Sometimes I like watching movies. For example I watched the Avatar movie with Tasha and I liked it.

I am looking for a man with a good sense of humour, who is between 5'9 and 5'10, who likes movies, who has a good job either as a doctor or in the field of law, or finance, who likes red wine, and has a good body. 

Tasha says I need to be picky and my friend Rachel says that too.

If you want to talk, send me two pictures, one of you from the front and the back, and I will look at them. I have a picture that I will send to you if I like you. Please don't expect a reply but I appreciate your interest.


emptyroads emptyroads 26-30, M 3 Responses Feb 16, 2010

Your Response


Deer Sarah,

Do you make spectacles of yourself or spectacles of others? Do you put these in moozims?

Does being in prison qualify for being in the field of law?

I didn't, no!

HAhaha this reminds me of that guy is great, get any responses?