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Hi

I am Sarah.

I'm 5'9 and blonde. My friends say I'm bubbly and lovely. My best friend Tasha says that I am a great person and that I shouldn't be unhappy.

I am an orthadontists assistant which means I make spectacles.

Sometimes I like watching movies. For example I watched the Avatar movie with Tasha and I liked it.

I am looking for a man with a good sense of humour, who is between 5'9 and 5'10, who likes movies, who has a good job either as a doctor or in the field of law, or finance, who likes red wine, and has a good body. 

Tasha says I need to be picky and my friend Rachel says that too.

If you want to talk, send me two pictures, one of you from the front and the back, and I will look at them. I have a picture that I will send to you if I like you. Please don't expect a reply but I appreciate your interest.


Sarah



emptyroads emptyroads 26-30, M 3 Responses Feb 16, 2010

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Deer Sarah,<br />
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Do you make spectacles of yourself or spectacles of others? Do you put these in moozims?<br />
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Does being in prison qualify for being in the field of law?

I didn't, no!

HAhaha this reminds me of dontevenreply.com that guy is great, get any responses?