MORE BLOODY FOSSILISED RAIN ... bY dedicated WEATHERMAN

THREE billion year-old fossilised rain made a brief stop in Africa before continuing its inevitable journey to Britain, experts have confirmed.

Fossologists said the imprints of ancient raindrops were exactly the same shape as the trillions of bloody rain that fall on Britain every single bloody day.

Dr Julian Cook, Dedicated Weatherman said ''It keeps ******* down all the bloody time'', member of Roehampton School of the Severely Weathered, and continued to say, ''the fossilised rain was so obviously British, it made me want to jump in front of a bloody bus that would probably be bloody late because of the bloody rain.



DR JULIAN COOK

He then added: “At least the bloody dinosaurs got bloody pissed on.”

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2 Responses Dec 6, 2012

bloody hilarious lol

Made ya laff :))