Clinton Lied

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."
Jack Nicholson

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she’s reading.”                                           -Steve Jobs(Founder: Apple Computers)

Tayer09 Tayer09
51-55, F
1 Response Mar 15, 2009

People are funny...