Id Get It For Me.....not For Him

I've always wanted to know what it would be like.... Hmmm...I think pretty bloody fantastic....could be the ticket I need to get to heaven...not sure...anyway

I got my ex-partner a voucher to a sex store ( his **** tape was a video late 70's < shudder > )  I told him he needed to update his tragic collection...anyway...He wanted me to go and buy a vibrator...I thought H e l l o what's he trying to say .. Um I said  I'm not into that kinky stuff honey...Wouldn't you like a dvd ?  He laughed & said he wanted the Vibrator to use it on me..... HUH !! whats the point of that !!  Dosn't your D**k work anymore ??

He didn't use the sex store voucher for 8months...he still wanted me to go in & buy the vibrator !!  When we split up (over other issues) ...he took the voucher and left his tragic **** with me....Thanks Honey.

 

 

caroli9 caroli9
41-45, F
8 Responses Jan 12, 2007

yes of course ... for the back. <br />
Note to self : cross that off list of excuses for wanting vibrator. <br />
:)

hahahahahahaha ;P

So did you get it?

Kinky no… necessity maybe? J/K we must learn to explore ourselves and what makes us feel good before we can expect a partner to do it… play a little and have some fun… good ole fashioned back massager will take you there quick but the hand is a wonderful, slow ride.. Explore a little and go buy a toy!!

: )

You really should give it a try. Very fun. for both you and your partner.

Hmmm not 2 sure about that....it brings a whole new meaning to oral heigene !!

If you want the vibrator then just give yourself permission and then go and buy it! Or you could go to the supermarket and buy a cheap disposable battery-operated sonic toothbrush. Similar vibrations and no-one will bat an eyelid when they see it in the bathroom.