Don't Come Around Here No More?

Found myself thinkin lately how much I miss 'myephaunts' - or 'meph' as I called him and think of him. I never told him it's also short for mephistopheles ... whoever/whatever that is.

Men are not very good at letting each other know their affection ... allays comes off gay. Not many of us even have gadar - though we claim it. But we do have a way of just being friends - without any question or ritual or declaration.

Most of you have made me laugh and smile and feel fuzzy warm at some point. But there is only one of you - so far - who could make me choke and convulse hysterically with a simple activity update ... to the point of damn near ****** myself. Please ... don't the rest of you take offense to this ... please keep being funny. I like to laugh. Ima trust you all to understand the hook with ghosty was just an example how we can all have special partners, y'know? Like for dancin ... or Science Fair projects ... or creepin the halls of Ep.

At least the fuggin fuggar didn't delete, and when I have a nice glow goin I can still wander over to his profile for some giggles. When you need a smile, a couple pages of his groups will usually do the trick. I like to use the newfangled feature here and cruise only the groups created by meph. Ghosty would play the clown ... or pervert ... even outright moron sometimes. But he's far from moron. I allays figured him simply convinced that others deserved to be just as happy as he.

So where is he? He's gone and returned before. I'm prolly not active enough myself to say could he back as someone new. And he's hardly the sort will trumpet his arrival if he recreates. I like to picture him held horny hostage in some dark room lit by a single bulb from the ceiling, those two cellmates of his floggin him ... forcin him to pleasure them 24/7... or as near as he is able. The floor is littered with empty tubes of Astroglide of course ... cases of his molds stand at the ready, for those moments when even HE can no longer satisfy all his wanton female wenches.

If you'd happen to see him - or more ghostily phrased - 'come across him,' he should know that his lawn chair is still here. And I have 2 bottles of what is rapidly becoming 'vintage' Paul Newmann's Iced Tea in the cooler.

That is all. I know ... 'gay.'

hlpflwthat hlpflwthat
51-55, M
13 Responses Nov 26, 2012

for troll ... a good portion of my saved inbox crap here is messages, comments and asides from him. I don't know it ever occurred to either of us to do any contact elsewhere. We weren't each others' type - for skypin or IM'n.

(grins)
(usual dumbass look on his face)

It would not be unprecedented for him to 'come back' after a long hiatus. We can hope. Thanks for the read and the bump. =)

for Joey ... if there is a god, I'd certainly hope he would see the good nature in meph - like the rest of us. Thanks for the read & comment.

for goliath ... you'll forgive me if I hope your fear is mistaken. Thanks for stoppin by and commenting.

for at ... my hope is he's at Peace wherever he is. We talked some about each others' work - never about our troubles. Very guy-ish of us, I know. Ima keep my fingers crossed and wait for his return ... like that old hound that waits for the bus to come in the afternoons - long after the kids have moved away from home.

He was loved or despised - and he loved that ... relished it. Very few would paint on the clown face and give so much as he did round here.

Does no-one have real life details for him? It would be good to know one way or the other what's happened to him.

This is the part of EP that is most troubling. I remember haunty telling people he was pretty sick, but I never knew any details.

He was certain a funny bastard. :-)

God bless him, wherever he is.

I miss him too. He brought lots of laughter to this place. I know that he was really sick off and on. At times he was on meds because of being in a lot of pain. Honestly, my fear is that he has passed away.

=(

forgot to say thanks for commentin and the bump =)

for K ... might be for the best - you being the ever-concerned worrier you are. I'm pretty sure his ever-present perverse 11th grade locker-room self-deprecation would have grown on even you. There was a genius to it all, take a peek sometime. Thanks for the read & the bump darlin. =)

for troll ... yes - that's a good point to remember ... ghosts are ghosts. I like to hope he's off on some ecological study where there is no internet. Idk if many folks realize he's a scientist. Thanks for the read & the bump. Peace.

for wib ... great minds thin & pine alike. Thanks as allays lil sis. =)

I haven't seen him for ages, always makes me wonder if people are OK when they just disappear, but then again he is a ghost.

Yes, I miss the little ghostie guy very much... was only thinking about him the other day... :(

for Crzy ... true dat, The ghostman loved him some tentacles.

And his testicles - those too. Thanks for the bump in his memory. =)