Magic Mountain

I'm constantly afraid my current boyfriend will find out about the first guy I kissed.
My excuse is that I was a skinny, greasy haired fifteen year old. But then that's still not a good enough excuse.
He was tall, not only overweight, but awkwardly shaped. He reeked of body odor and sweated like a pig. He had a tiny, thin mouth and pimples around the creases. His breath smelled like a putrid cross between dirty feet and cheeseburgers.
We were at Magic Mountain celebrating his birthday when he hunched over and planted the deadly peck on my lips.

Why did I date you?
Because I was so popular in middle school that I thought the boys in high school would be all over me. They weren't. I was only out to prove that I could get a boyfriend. And you were the first one to ask me out to my face.

I have a made up story I use every time someone asks me about my first kiss.
piecesofwhat piecesofwhat
2 Responses Aug 2, 2010

Think of it as a learning experience. The truth is always the best path to take. Otherwise you will always concealing the truth with lies. IF the current BF doesn't understand then maybe he isn't ready for you!<br />
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Good Luck!

Are you serious? What are you worried about most. The fact that you kissed somebody or that you kissed a s.k.a.n.k