Anyone Got a Towel ??

My first kiss ... Gawd i wish i could get that outta my head ... OK O K  it all happened one full moon when my next door neighbor met with her boyfriend and he brought along his friend... Oh yup... Just for me... ( Lucky Me !! )  i cant remember what he looked like... we where only young and he just started to SUCK MY FACE OFF !! ... i was there with arms in the air... EWWWWW  slobber SLOBBER ... all over my face ... i was sure id vomit... he tried to put his hand on my boob.. and i slapped it away ... he just got rougher and dribbled on me more... ( ack ack ) .... ( Dry reaching ) .....Gawd i feel sick thinking about it.... but ... i must write... he kept sucking and licking my face.... I'm sure i just didn't move... couldn't... didn't... i wanted my friend to rescue me but she was moaning in the near distance ... EWWWWW i just wanted to go home..... ( ack )   needless to say i did Vomit... On HIM !!  hahahahah   so i did get to go home ... THANK GAWD !!  and i had a shower.... (shudder)  aww heave.. i can still taste.... (dry heave) the ..... the .... FURRY TONGUE... ARGHHHHHHH  ( VOMIT VOMIT )
caroli9 caroli9
41-45, F
5 Responses Jul 11, 2007

omg...lol! that's so hilarious in a gross sort of way.

lol. Good. You put that animal in his place.

well put it this way ... i did not have a boyfriend till i was 20 ..... I thought ... GAWD NO !! didnt even want to think about 3rd base .... ewww

Ok... you've got me laughing... I've never experienced a kiss like your first, but you've described it so well that I hope I never get a girl who kisses like that! LOL... You are too funny!!!

GOOD GRIEF. Sounds so traumatic I'm amazed you let anyone near your face ever again! Also, you crack me up :D