I Get It You Derive Pleasure In Male Torture.

I swear that if I wasn't sexually attracted to girls that I'd be gay. At least guys make sense most the time.

This post is not for every woman here on ep but just the ones who seem to derive pleasure in male torture.

One of the most frustrating things is to invest your time getting to know a woman and then just as you begin to think wow she could be the perfect woman then down comes the boom, the nut kicker the bug **** in the ***. I have met this guy and I want to see where it goes first. Dammit if you're in love, with ir want to be with some guy in your life why the hell did you put me through the wringer. Why get me interested buts to give me the blue balls. Why do it? I get it you derive pleasure in male torture.
Those of you who are in a relationship where he does not want you WAKE UP stop wasting time on people who don't love you the way you need to be loved. But also stop wasting my time saying you want more and ask if I will give you that yet not wanting to get off the pot and try. Stop hanging the I want you idea on that string of chats knowing you are not going to do a damm thing. Why do it? I get it you derive pleasure in male torture.

For you MILF's who want a guy the same age as your son do it but stop talking us for you fall back guy. After he has used you for what he can get just know I don't do leftovers. You want a real man see me you want a hard bodied stud do him and get what you deserve! Why do it? I get it you derive pleasure in male torture.
Next Ladies stop over complicating everything. There isn't an ulterior motive or hidden meaning in every other sentence. Unless, I suppose, it's coming out of the mouth of another woman. Because you ladies never can seem to say what you actually mean. You have this weird secret code that you love to try and crack and expect us guys to be able to get in on your stupid game. Guys aren't like that. Rarely RARELY will you ever have to figure out what a guy is actually saying. We say what we mean. Girls have such a skewed sense of logic that this simple concept is often lost on them. When you go searching for some deeper meaning that isn't there, you're just committing to an act of futility. In the end you wind up making up some bullshit and believing that it must be true and acting on that false reality and making a mess of something for no apparent reason other than the fact that you're in-*******-sane. Why do it? I get it you derive pleasure in male torture.

Now stop getting upset at guys for trying to help solve your problems. That's what guys do. You present us with a problem, we're going to try and fix it. It's in our ******* nature. I know it's in your nature to want to talk about everything, but if you're going to bring up your problems to a guy, expect that he's going to try and do something about it or give you advice. Women always ***** that guys don't listen. It's not that we don't listen, we just don't understand why you're bringing up your problems if you don't want us to do something about it. We're not as empathetic as your girlfriends, so if you want empathy, go to them. Likewise, if guys have a problem, they'll probably only bring it up if they need help or advice. Many women will ***** that guys don't talk enough. It's not that guys don't talk, it's just that your empathy doesn't help solve our problems when we do talk. Why do it? I get it you derive pleasure in male torture.

Women wake up guys wouldn't be giving you the time of day if they thought you were ugly. (There's not an ulterior motive.) It's so frustrating having to constantly answer those questions, only to not be believed. It's like trying to convince someone that the sky is blue. You're not blind, you're not even color blind. You can see that the sky is blue. Yet you continue to ask what color the sky is. I tell you it's blue. I know that you know what color blue is. And even though I've told you that the sky is blue about fifty-million times, you still have to ask because...I don't know...maybe it's not blue today. The sky is ******* blue dammit! You're not fat! You're not ugly! You know it, I know it, everyone knows it! But yet you keep doing it. Why do it? I get it you derive pleasure in male torture.

And all you ultra-hot girls that ***** about the most retarded things. Yeah, all men are pigs because they stare at your boobs. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you're wearing a skin tight low cut shirt that has 'Bebe' printed across your boobs... one 'Be' per boob. It's totally unfair that you have to put up with guys staring at you all the time just because you like to look sexy. And boohoo, it's so hard for you to meet a nice guy. Well actually it isn't, because the shoulder your crying on belongs to a nice guy. And yet you somehow end up with all the ********. I'm sure that it has nothing to do with the fact that you're holding out for a six foot tall alpha-male fire fighter with a trust fund. Why do it? I get it you derive pleasure in male torture.

And finally the work *****. You sold a freezer to some Eskimos. Congratulations on being the hot sales rep. We're all very proud of you for being able to have a nice *** while the rest of us actually have to work for a living. And we're all so excited to see your new diamond jewelry. Your ability to date another rich fucktard that will shower you with expensive bobbles is commendable. And I'll be so surprised and sorry for you when he dumps you for the next hot girl. Because I really thought that materialistic trophy bagger was in love with you. But I'm happy to hear that you wrecked your fifth car while multi-tasking between your cell phone and doing your make up in the mirror. Your dedication to enforcing the stereotype of women drivers is nothing short of awe inspiring. And you're right, I was being a shallow douche bag when I commented on the hotness of Eva Longoria. So let's go see that movie where Johnny Depp makes out with Orlando Bloom on Brad Pitts abs. I know you've been dying to see that one. Why do it? I get it you derive pleasure in male torture.

Girls...you **** us the off. You do stupid **** and manage to get away with it. You can be the most annoying idiots in the world. Your sense of logic and common sense seems to be a rare gift rather than a common trait. Why do it? I get it you derive pleasure in male torture.
And yet were all uncontrollably attracted to you. And that's quite possibly the most frustrating thing of all about being a guy..
theunknownwriter theunknownwriter
51-55, M
2 Responses Jan 7, 2013

Hurt people, hurt people. They do this because they were treated the same before.

Amen!