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It All Started In A Dark Closet

It all started in a dark closet. This was NOT the way I wanted my first kiss to be. Every girl grows up thinking of her first kiss being this magical moment, but here I was, in a dark closet with the boy across the street shivering with fear as he leaned toward me.

It started with an innocent game of the infamous, "Truth or Dare" game. I was 13, how did I know that things could go horribly wrong? My best friend, who considered herself soooo much more "experienced" than I, dared me to kiss *Justin*, the neighbor boy, on the lips in the closet. I thought to myself "why the closet?" but I think she was trying to get me to back out, so she wouldn't have to deal with the dare dealt out by me after this fiasco.

So, being the brave pre-teen that I was, marched into that closet like I owned it and had done it a million times before this. The minute *Justin* followed me was the minute I began to panic. He closed the door and I hurriedly said to him "Okay, can we just NOT do this and say we did?", but he replied in the most calm voice, "Don't worry about it, it's not a big deal, let's just do it and get it over with, I'll be nice, I promise".

Those words echoed in my head as he leaned into me. I faked that I lost my balance so I could back away and not appear completely dorky, but to no avail. I felt him grab my shoulders and his lips touched mine in a way that your mother kisses you. There was NOTHING romantic about it by any measure.

I said to him "yeah, that was easy.. you were right!" Of course, if I hadn't opened up my stupid mouth and threw out the green light, the massacre that followed would've never happened. He grabbed my face and jammed his tongue down my throat like he was attempting to massage my esophagus. And the teeth... oh God, the teeth. It was if I had ran full force, mouth-open into a Dodge. Afterward, he leaned over and said, "I've really liked you for awhile now, I'm so glad that we are here together...so was I your first kiss?" I replied "No... I've had a few before you and they were waaaay better than that!"

I opened the closet, walked right back to where I was sitting down before, plopped my butt into the chair, looked at my best friend and said "Okay... my turn".

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my first kiss was with a very young lady called mary, i was about 12, her the same? behind some tennis courts in cook road centennial park sydney australia. it wasnt earth wshattering but i do remember it as very pleasant?im now 61 years of age an old man and mary must be an old woman now too?

I got in a sleeping bag with a boy, he was camping out near a pond with my brother on our property. He bet me i couldn't fit in there with him. After i got in the bag i ended up laying on top of him laughing. I was 8 and he was 12. I felt something get hard and i was enjoying it. He grabbed me in funny places so i jerked my knee up and ruptured him. I slid out of the bag and he grabbed his. I laughed at him and he groaned but i ended up getting back into the bag to do it some more after he recovered. What a fun night.

Sharpest tool? Biggest **** is more accurate!

NOT I DONT NEED TO CHILL! I LIKE MYSELF PERFECTLY THE WAY I AM.THAT GIRL (NOT WOMAN) SHOULD BE THNKFULL I GAVE HER SUCH INTELLIGENT ADVICE!

Ya my kiss was in 8th grade. We would always hang out behind the JR High building during lunch. Neither of us had our 1st kiss yet and he had never dated anyone before either. We both wanted to kiss eachother but were too nervous but when the bell rang he leaned in and kissed me really fast on the lips. Wasn't as romantic as I was hoping for either but for the situation delt to us it was better then it could have been. To me it was special because it was with him. He was my very first love, Derek.

I would love to know what you dared her to do.

Lmao (: Im curious too

My friends making me do the same thing wish me luck guys :(

well, that's funny, sorry about it. . and a little bit scary. .you were in a closet what if he did more than just kiss, well im just saying. .

I love the way you wrote the story :) It wasn't funny by any measure, but the way you put it across...I just had to laugh! I'm sorry!

Had a guy try to take advantage of me and kiss me that way, but the tactic he used was being gentle and trying to lure me in. xD

yikes, that was unfortunate. nonetheless a funny story to share!

Lol, this made my day! I have done the same thing a number of times myself to girls I liked.

listen bimbo,YOU SHOULDN'T GET ALONE WITH THESE CREEPS.HE COULD HAVE TAKEN YOU INTO THAT "DARK CLOSET" & RAPED & KILLED YOU.EVEN IF HE HADN'T DONE THOSE THINGS ALL CREEPS LIKE HIM WANT BIMBOS LIKE YOU FOR IS FREE SEX BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO PAY HOOKERS.YOU SHOULD TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR OWN LIFE & DONT DATE DOMINANT MALES.A DOMINANT MALE IS JUST LOOKIING FOR A LOW GENERAL I.Q. FEMALE LIKE YOU TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF TO GET FREE SEX & BOSS AROUND & BEAT UP.IF THAT CREEP HAD ASKED ME INTO THAT CLOSET I WOULD HAVE TOLD HIM TO STUFF IT UP HIS BACKSIDE.THEN I WOULD HAVE FOUND A SUBMISSIVE MALE,TAKEN CHARGE OF HIM & RUN HIS LIFE.CASE CLOSED!

Wow you need to chill.

In a game of truth or dare or kissing game who said she had to play...& now shes complaining

although im now a lot older im 60, i remember my first real kjiss very well, her name is mary, we shared a kiss behind the tennis coursts on lang road paddington, suydney australia, i was the local paper boy! i wonder if she still remembers too?

Funny. Better luck second time?

Ur first (sexual) kiss was from a baby, it happens. liked the way U dealt with it.
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Great story, I wish I could relate, I'm a 30 year old man and never had the honor of kissing a woman yet. Oh well.

Hilarious! Made me laugh so hard!

LOL!!! Been there Kewl storie!

LOL THAT'S GOT TO SUCK I FEEL FOR U N IF I WERE U I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE PERSON WHO DARED ME TO DO THAT WEATHER OR NOT THEY WERE MY BEST FRIEND

Sorry about that hunny but I have to admit it was hilarious reading it...

I remeber mine u can read it I'm NOT A GUY LOL

Aww first kiss I remeber mine but it my buainess

Haha! Thats so memorable though! ;3

THIS WAS HILARIOUS

Hmmm,dat was perfect,do u ask ur besty if it was a plannd work wit justin?

HEHEHEEE TEEEHEEE LOL OH MY GOSH NICE HAHA:)

My first kiss, and I mean a real kiss came quite late in life. I was 19 almost twenty and was consc<x>ripted into the British army during WW2. I served in South East Asia, and just happened to be in Djakarta Indonesia. During P.T, which was a run around the block, I heard someone playing Fur Elise on the piano. It was a piece that I also<br />
played, and I was bewitched as to who was plaing it. A month went by, and running past a bungalow and standing at the garden gate was a young Eurasian girl, she was around my age and so beautiful, I was immediately knockeds for six. After two<br />
or three runs past, I managed to find out the it was she who played the piano.<br />
Her name was Yvonne Hannibals, and her Dad was The Advocate General of Djakarta! I courted Yvonne for over a month before her Dad allowed us to date.<br />
She spoke four languages....and played piano like a dream.....I was soooooo in love.<br />
I was just a squaddy in the British Army. Our first date took us to a local restaurant,<br />
I hired a `betcha' (a bicycle taxi) for the occasion. But we walked home....hand in hand. There in tropical Java, the moon was full and round in the Heavens, but my<br />
lady friend far exceeded its beauty. Her gorgeous face, her dark brown eyes and sheen black hair still haunts me to this day, and I am 88 years of age......we stopped<br />
for our emotions ran wild on that night. I held her close and firm, and our lips met<br />
with an almost electric effect, it could have been static in that warm night air. We clung together, reluctant to let go for what seemed an age. The magic of that kiss<br />
has never left me, and I have had many lovers sinced, but Yvonne Hannibals captured my heart forever....Writing this has brought it all back, and I sigh. "Oh darling, my dearest love, I love you still."

wow i feel really bad for u ughhhh O.o

cool story

if i were you there would have been a great extension till i feel tired...but you are great to stop at that point