Worst Kiss EverHe was my first love. We were maybe 14yrs old? It was summer, we were hanging out at my house. He went into my kitchen and drank a glass of milk. I hate milk. Then he ate some pickles. I hate the smell of pickles. And then with milk and pickles on his breath he kissed me. I am not even joking, I was so grossed out but didn't know what to do. I had never been kissed and had no idea how to gracefully get out of the situation. He used WAY too much tongue, I thought he was going to swallow my face. I still cringe when I think of it.
The good news was that I didn't puke, the bad news was that I am not good at hiding my feelings and one look at my face told him how horrible it was. He left with his feelings hurt, I spent at least 20 minutes in the bathroom brushing my teeth and tongue.
Amazingly, he came back the next day and we had our second kiss, which was followed by another one and another one after that. By the end of summer we were both expert kissers.