Worst Possible Thing To Happen!

Ok, so we're 15. We've been together a little over a year and always said we wouldn't go all the way until we were ready and now finally, the time has come.

Not quite aware of the importance of foreplay, we get right to it - both eager and anxious to get it over with. There's awkward fumbling that causes more discomfort than enjoyment and the question "What about this?" is repeated alot. When we finally start to realise what feels good and what doesn't, I feel this weird ping and Sam's face is a picture of frozen terror.

Disentangling ourselves, we check down below and see that the inevitable has happened.

"The condom broke..." Sam looks like he might puke.

"How? It's the first time EVER!! WHY?!?!" I'm fairly hysterical at this point.

"You didn't put it on right!"

"What do you want from me?! I've never done it before!"

"But this is kind of an important time to ask for help don't you think!!"

"It's YOUR ****!"

So after much debate and many hysterics mostly involving me rocking back and forth shrieking "I hate kids!!", I work up the nerve to do the inevitable. Yup, I come clean to my mother and have to do the walk of shame to get the morning after pill the first ever time I had sex! I then spent the next 4 weeka being drilled by my mum on how to put condoms onto bananas.

Truly, truly humiliating. And they say romance is dead....
Meeoko Meeoko
18-21, F
3 Responses May 25, 2012

Nice story.

i can believe that

Sorry - now that is in the past it is pretty funny to read - but it must of been real scary.

Haha, you're quite right! Years later, I think it's hillarious and I'm a pro at putting condoms on bananas now. XP