I Am Trying

No, not really. I have a potty mouth and a particular relationship with the word ****. It just fits perfectly into so many sentences. However, when I am angry the cuss words are going to fly. The angrier I am, the worse it will get.

I'm trying to watch it more. Nothing cool about your three year old dropping an F bomb.

autimom autimom
31-35, F
6 Responses Mar 9, 2009

That movie is a favorite. When it comes on TV and I see it, I try to watch it. I actually adore John Candy. <br />
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No ******* kidding. 34 in a 30. $75 for four miles over the speed limit. How ******* ridiculous. I'm still ******* pissed off.

From "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles."<br />
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Classic movie haha

That scene needs to be seen to be fully appreciated: (for those that aren't anti-video)<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4CgLRcYN74

ahahaha<br />
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Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?<br />
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Neal: Yes.<br />
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Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?<br />
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Neal: You can start by wiping that ******* dumb-*** smile off your rosey, *******, cheeks! Then you can give me a ******* automobile: a ******* Datsun, a ******* Toyota, a ******* Mustang, a ******* Buick! Four ******* wheels and a seat!<br />
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Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.<br />
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Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ******* nowhere with ******* keys to a ******* car that isn't ******* there. And I really didn't care to ******* walk down a ******* highway and across a ******* runway to get back here to have you smile in my ******* face. I want a ******* car RIGHT ******* NOW!<br />
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Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?<br />
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Neal: I threw it away.<br />
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Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.<br />
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Neal: Oh boy, what?<br />
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Car Rental Agent: You're ******!

That is so ******* true, Nora. A sentence sprinkled with **** actually relieves stress. For me, anyway. <br />
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Like yesterday. I got a ******* speeding ticket for going 34 in a ******* area with a ******* speed limit of 30. I'm not ******* kidding, here. A ******* $75 ticket for going 4 miles over the ************* speed limit. Is there no crime to fight in this ******* town? How ******* absurd.

I can't help it. Its gonna come out at certain times.