You? Swear? Nooooo!!
When i moaned at my husband for swearing, he shot back with, "you don't swear" Oh really? We married and you dont even know that I actually DO!!
I shouted back at him "You haven't been around me when I've been mad enough TO SWEAR!!!" Little does he know I swear plenty!
Aaaah men can be so blind sometimes (and deaf)