Emergency PeeThis was when I was in college . I drove up to visit my brother, and it took about 4 hours normally but traffic was bad, so it was about 6 instead. I didn't stop when I should have, so when I arrived, I really had to pee.
His roommate let me in, and he left to go to the store or something. My brother was in the shower. I knocked on the door and said "I MUST PEE NOW!" He said come on in.
When I had visited before, he had a dark shower curtain, but when I went in the bathroom, the landlord must have updated the shower to glass doors. So now here I am with my brother taking a shower with only glass between us, and I have to pee so bad I'm about to burst.
Well, like they say, nature calls. I rushed to the toilet and peed. It was such a relief after holding it for so long, and I had to go ... a lot. I talked to my brother and he looked in my direction when he spoke to me, but he wasn't staring or anything weird. I looked over at him a couple of times. It was a comical situation really.
Anyway, I finished, wiped, flushed, washed my hands and said I'd see him later. On the way out, I said "Nice wang!" haha.