Naked Girls Are Dangerous

When I was in kindergarten or first grade, I went into the bathroom and saw a girl sitting on the toilet.  I asked her, “where is your penis?”  She replied “I don’t think I have one.  Can I see yours so I know what it looks like?”  I obliged.  She then said “My Father is a doctor, he can cut that off if you want.”

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1 Response Mar 8, 2010