Daddy Was Embarrassed By His Three-Year-Old

My Father told me this story:

When I was three, my Father took me into the men's room at the beach.  There was a man standing at the urinal, peeing.  I looked at him, and said in my loudest three-year-old girl voice, "DADDY, DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS."

My Father took me out as quickly as possible.  He told Mom that it was the last time he would take me to the bathroom.

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Mar 9, 2010