My Friends Are Mature

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Whose baby is that?

Check its collar or something

 She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring.

I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust

 Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay?

Oh really?

It's not easy.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ra-tard.

 A what?

He was a ra-tard.


ilikethebeatles ilikethebeatles
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3 Responses Mar 15, 2010

lol, that movies is great

lol, that movies is great

I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities!