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I See Gnomes Stealing My Underpants Late At Night

Which Is Why

By: passionateactorxox
Written on December 17th, 2009

I never wear underwear.

It wasn't bad then they broke in and took them from my dresser.  I liked it when the took them from the clothes hamper because that meant less laundry.

But when they started on pulling off my sleeping body that was enough!  You never know where those beards have been.

So I burned all my underwear and danced naked in a parking lot to scare them away.  I think it worked.

 

By: passionateactorxox
Age: 31-35 , Male
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4 responses
  • passionateactorxox
    passionateactorxox

    and we thought South Park was only a cartoon NOT a documentary!

    Dec 18, 2009
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  • garys5150
    garys5150

    I HATE those underwear gnomes! Didn't know that they actually existed until that episode of South Park! After watching that, many questions were answered!

    Dec 18, 2009
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  • passionateactorxox
    passionateactorxox

    Funny? Funny! Have you woke up with little gray hairs where there should be no little gray hairs?

    Have you had nobby feet run up your naked chest, put a foot in your face and run away with your boxers flowing behind?

    Fortunately my cat got one. I didn't keep the underwear though. Too many bad images in my head.

    Dec 17, 2009
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  • DollyDiva
    DollyDiva

    HAHAHAHA! You're Damn Kewl ! ;) So Funny !

    Dec 17, 2009
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